No idea what the fish ↑ this↑ is about? Read the bloody shrimping book. ➽ And the moral of this reread is: I want a Quillonian chef named Orro for my birthday. the General Who Sinks His Fangs Into The Throat Of His Enemy says hello. Yes, that sums it up quite nicely, methinks. Or be served for lunch to an ex galactic tyrant. Or have your head somewhat bit off by an oversized, lupine pet. Unless you want to end up in a slightly awkward, um, sunken position. ➽ And the moral of this rerereread is: going all ninja on Gertrude Hunt territory is not advisable. 💊 IA is the Ultimate Cure to Covid-19 Buddy Rerererereread (IAitUCtCBR™) with the IA Addicts 💊 ➽ And the moral of this rerererereread is: I've always been a huge fan of using one's enemies' little heads on spikes as low-key home decor items, but I have to admit that the Shish Kebab Option (SKO™) gives the practice a wonderfully creative twist. 🏰 My Name Is Gertrude Hunt Buddy Rerererereread (MNIGHBR™) with the IA Addicts 🏰 So to bloody shrimping hell with my villainous street cred, I say!

Besides, seeing Orro hurl cabbages around and hearing Qoros chant “Devourer give me strength, I will not chase” makes it all worth it if you ask me. Yeah yeah yeah, I know, this is putting my nefarious reputation in serious jeopardy but some things cannot be helped. Because it never fails to make me feel most despicably warm and fuzzy inside. ➽ And the moral of this rererererereread is: there is a slight chance that I might rerererereread this series until my dying day. But what's a holiday without at least one disaster? Anyone.Īll Dina hopes is that the guests and conduct themselves in a polite manner. But we hope we don't have to.Įvery winter, the innkeepers look forward to celebrating their own special holiday, commemorating the ancient treaty that united the very first inns and established the rules that protect them, their intergalactic guests, and the very unaware/oblivious people of planet Earth.īy tradition, the innkeepers welcomed three guests: a warrior, a sage, and a pilgrim, but during the holiday, the innkeepers must open their doors to anyone who seeks lodging. The inn and your hosts - Dina Demille and Sean Evans - will defend you at all costs. Your safety and comfort is our first priority. As you know, we are honor-bound to accept all guests during this oldest of innkeeper holidays, and we are expecting a dangerous guest. Thank you for joining us at Gertrude Hunt, the nicest bed-and-breakfast in Red Deer, Texas, during the Treaty Stay. A charming, short novella in the Innkeeper Chronicles, from number one The New York Times best-selling author Ilona Andrews.

Sweep with Me by Ilona Andrews